10 Worst Patronuses on Pottermore
This post does not need an introduction except these four words: SHAME ON YOU POTTERMORE!
10. Dragonfly
You'd need a thousand of these to take on one dementor...
9. Vole
And your patronus is... a type of mouse no one has ever heard of.
8. Shrew
Why, J.K. Rowling, why is this really an option?!?
7. Pheasant
With the look this thing gives you, it'll kill you before the dementor does.
6. Red Squirrel
So it's just going to eat acorns until the dementor goes away?
5. Grey Squirrel
Oh, just because it's grey that makes it better. Of course.
4. Field Mouse
This is getting stupider and stupider by the second.
3. Salmon
Some patronuses belong on the battlefield, and some belong on the plate with a little parsley and lemon.
2. Mole
If they just didn't give a patronus it would be better than this.
1. Rat
Wow. Just wow. Seems like the website's hinting something...
