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10 Worst Patronuses on Pottermore

This post does not need an introduction except these four words: SHAME ON YOU POTTERMORE!

 

10. Dragonfly

You'd need a thousand of these to take on one dementor...

9. Vole

And your patronus is... a type of mouse no one has ever heard of.

8. Shrew

Why, J.K. Rowling, why is this really an option?!?

7. Pheasant

With the look this thing gives you, it'll kill you before the dementor does.

6. Red Squirrel

So it's just going to eat acorns until the dementor goes away?

5. Grey Squirrel

Oh, just because it's grey that makes it better. Of course.

4. Field Mouse

This is getting stupider and stupider by the second.

3. Salmon

Some patronuses belong on the battlefield, and some belong on the plate with a little parsley and lemon.

2. Mole

If they just didn't give a patronus it would be better than this.

1. Rat

Wow. Just wow. Seems like the website's hinting something...

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