10 Jokes Only a Hogwarts Student Will Understand

Considering Peeves was excluded from the movies, all Hogwarts students need an alternative source of laughter each day. Thankfully, you have this hilarious blog to keep your wizarding spirit up! The following ten jokes have been carefully selected from the muggle internet (Mr. Weasley would have loved this), and please note that no offense was intended towards any Gryffindors, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, gingers (you're awesome Ron!), purebloods, and etc.

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1. Q: What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?

A: A genius.

Q: What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

2. If you could choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts, which house do you think you'd be in?

3. Q: How many wizards does it take to screw on a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to rotate the room.

Q: How many Harry Potters does it take to screw on a light bulb?

A: One. He holds it and the world revolves around him.

Q: How many muggles does it take to screw on a light bulb?

A: One. It's pretty much the only thing they're good for.

Q: How many purebloods does it take to screw on a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb?

Q: How many Slytherins does it take to screw on a light bulb?

A: Ten. One to screw it on and nine to stand beside him and rant about how their

fathers in the ministry could do it faster.

4. Q:What did Voldemort tell Wormtail to do while they were out bowling?

A: KILL THE SPARE!

5. Q: What's the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A: A ginger with two friends.

6. Q: Why did Harry cross the rode?

A: Who knows, but someone will write a fan fiction about it.

Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

A: They were following Draco.

7. Knock knock.

Who's there?

You know.

You know who?

Exactly.

8. Q: How do you know if someone's a Slytherin?

A: Don't worry, they'll let you know.

9. Roses are red

Violets are blue

I thought Voldemort was ugly

but then I saw you :)

10. Q: Why should you name your lizard Harry?

A: You get to say, "You're a lizard, Harry!"