10 Signs Your Friend is a Death Eater
The 1990s were a dark times in the wizarding world. Friends, family, and neighbors could not trust each other for the fear of one joining forces with the Lord Voldemort's army of Death Eaters. Although those times are long gone, you can never be too safe! So if anyone you know is displaying these signs, be very careful and carry your wand while around them at all time!
1. They always wear long sleeves.
2. They refer to Voldemort as the 'Dark Lord'.
3. They refuse to tell where they got that mysterious snake bite from...
4. They wear all black, but not in a twilight (ew) vampire kind of way.
5. Their wand look kind of freaky, because according to the movies, the evil wand chooses the evil wizard.
6. Sometimes, for no apparent reason, green light shines in their room...
7. They have a pretty weird hairstyle:
Voldermort = bald
Lucius = silky ponytail
Draco = 500 jars of hair gel
Bellatrix = haven't brushed hair in 13 years
Snape = pure oil
Pettigrew = messier than Harry Potter's -- and that says something).
8. They are very over dramatic.
9. They take super long pauses between each word.
10. They always give out free hugs.