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How Would People from Different Hogwarts Houses Approach These 3 Situations

Every Potterhead knows there are four types of people. Gryffindors, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs. Every house has its pros and cons and every member approaches problems differently then one of another house. What would a Ravenclaw do while falling down a bottomless pit? What would happen when a Gryffindor is ordered to spend the rest of their life in Azkaban? Let's find out...

 

Situation: A Gryffindor, a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff have all been falsely accused of practicing black magic. The four have been sentenced to stay at Azkaban prison for the rest of their lives. How will each one react?

Gryffindor: As the guards lead him away, the Gryffindor tries to break free of their hold. When he does, he turns around and sinks into a karate stance. A few kicks earn him a dementor's kiss.

Slytherin: His lack of a soul allows the Slytherin an easy escape, as the dementors don't detect him when he walks out.

Ravenclaw: As the Gryffindor is kicking his way to freedom, the Ravenclaw apparates out of the courtroom.

Hufflepuff: Cries in their cell and tries to teach the dementors to love.

 

Situation: A Gryffindor, a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff worked together to discover a 13th use for dragon blood! All four are awarded 150 house points. How will each one react?

Gryffindor: Dumbledore awarded him with an extra 200 points on top of the 150. Why? Because he's a Gryffindor.

Slytherin: Goes to hide in their dorm. Everyone knows he worked together with a Hufflepuff.

Ravenclaw: While everyone's celebrating, the Ravenclaw finds a 14th use for dragon blood.

Hufflepuff: Gets the 150 points taken away because he stole Professor McGonagall's credit card to subscribe to the magazine 'Sunshine and Unicorns'.

 

Situation: A Gryffindor, a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff go on a walk. Suddenly, all four of them fall down a bottomless pit! How will each one react?

Gryffindor: Gets a Nimbus 2000 out of his bottomless school bag and flies out of there.

Slytherin: Gets a Nimbus 2001 out of his bottomless school bag just to feel better than the Gryffindor, and flies out of there.

Ravenclaw: Apparition is the key to everything.

Hufflepuff: Cries that all his friends left him alone.

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